Inspiration

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

Please leave you comments and e-mail ID . Thank you.

New Quotes

Must visit friends-at-best.com/
.

I have realized

Short Jokes:

....

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

..........
------

LOVE versus MARRIAGE..!

..........

.

Love is holding hands in the street.

Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

-

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.

Marriage is a take home packet.

-

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

-

Love is talking about having children.

Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

-

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

-

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

-

Love is losing your appetite.

Marriage is losing your figure.

-

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

-

Tv has no place in love.

Marriage is a fight for remote control.

-

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.

Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

-

Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"

--------

.

Amazing Word Scrabble

-

DILIP VENGSARKAR

When you rearrange the letters:

SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters:

END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY

When you rearrange the letters:

NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

.............